“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up war statistics
“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up when the blender was invented
“I’m a writer” I whisper as I figure out how many times you can get shot without dying
“I’M A WRITER” I shout when someone uses my laptop and I left the page open to stab-wound references.
“I’M A WRITER!” I yell as I stare at a wall for hours instead of actually writing.
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these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.
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You either love The Princess Bride or you’re wrong.
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This pleases me.
The ONLY problem with this very good advice is that the person that is my harshest judge is myself. Otherwise? Super great advice. From a shark!
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Oh lawd I just found out that this movie is in production. I thought it was still in the concept stage. I’m so friggn’ excited you have no idea.
OH MY GOD I HAVE TO SEE THIS
HOLY SHIT SELKIES
YES
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Anyone else notice how much Myka’s hand on her neck/chest echoes HG’s locket grabbing tendency?
#ONCE UPON A TIE THERE WERE THREE VERY DIFFERENT LITTLE GIRLS #WHO GREW UP TO BE THRE VERY DIFFERENT WOMEN #WITH THREE THINGS IN COMMON: #THEY’RE BRILLIANT #THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL #AND THEY WORK FOR ME #MY NAME IS MRS FREDERIC #[PLAYS CHARLIES ANGELS THEME ON KAZOO]
DAMN YOU PERT NOW I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
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I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this
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My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.
I think it’s everyone’s
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I’d be sad too if I had your job, Mister Intestine.
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i wrote a short story about some ocs and you can read it here, if you’re interested!
This is gorgeous and amazing and I am enthralled.
Veridian Dynamics ads were my favorite.
I want these as inspirational posters.
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everyone else made these jokes
so i did too
This is genius.
